Good Morning Dear
@AliceT,
I'm really sorry for being absent on business, yesterday. I had to do some basic and advanced sex + tenderness instruction, so I had to be absent.
Anyhow, now I'm back to help you. First of all, I want you to do the following
test (Archiv-Version vom 15.11.2012)!
There is a test, considering 1500 questions, in the attachment, also. But it isn't necessary for me.
You said you have never had a boy friend before but, have you ever:
(1) had a date ? (Y/N)
(2) told a dirty joke to a SO ? (Y/N)
(3) been out on a date after 4 A.M. ? (Y/N)
(4) had an penile or clitoral erection ? (Y/N)
(5) had a blind date ? (Y/N)
(6) danced cheek to cheek ? (Y/N)
(7) French kissed a SO ? (Y/N)
(8) French kissed a SO in the horizontal position ? (Y/N)
(9) French kissed a SO in the last three months ? (Y/N)
(10) gone skinny dipping ? (Y/N)
(11) received or given a hickey ? (Y/N)
(12) massaged or been massaged by a SO ? (Y/N)
(13) picked up a SO (in a bar or party - sex does not have to have happened) ? (Y/N)
(14) had phone-sex or email-sex ? (Y/N)
(15) had (or caused) an orgasm while having phone-sex/email-sex ? (Y/N)
(16) had an alcoholic drink ? (more than just a sip!) (Y/N)
(17) been drunk ? (Y/N)
(18) thrown up after drinking too much ? (Y/N)
(19) smoked a cigarette/cigar (more than just a puff!)? (Y/N)
(20) smoked marijuana or other soft drugs ? (Y/N)
(21) used a stronger drug (e.g. cocaine) ? (Y/N)
(22) been arrested ? (Y/N)
(23) been convicted of a crime ? (Y/N)
(24) seen a stripper (male or female) ? (Y/N)
(25) touched a stripper ? (Y/N)
(26) been to a bachelor/bachelorette party ? (Y/N)
(27) seen a pornographic magazine or online picture ? (Y/N)
(28) seen a pornographic movie (X rated) ? (Y/N)
(29) seen a pornographic movie in a mixed-sex audience ? (Y/N)
(30) committed an oops (barging in on people having sex)or had an oops committed onyou?(Y/N
(31) worn underwear belonging to the opposite sex ? (Y/N)
(32) gone out without underwear or bra ? (Y/N)
(33) masturbated ? (Y/N)
(34) masturbated with another person(s) present and watching ? (Y/N)
(35) masturbated to a picture/movie ? (Y/N)
(36) been caught masturbating ? (Y/N)
(37) watched another person masturbate ? (Y/N)
(38) masturbated in a public space (i.e. plane, train, park) ? (Y/N)
(39) simulated intercourse with an inanimate object ? (Y/N)
(40) been masturbated by a SO ? (Y/N)
(41) been masturbated by a non-SO (i.e. the sex you're not normally attracted to) ? (Y/N)
(42) fondled the breasts of or had your breasts fondled by a SO ? (Y/N)
(43) fondled a SO's ass (clothed or unclothed) ? (Y/N)
(44) fondled a SO's genitals ? (Y/N)
(45) had your genitals fondled ? (Y/N)
(46) gone through the motions of intercourse while fully dressed ? (Y/N)
(47) had orgasm due to manipulation/masturbation by a SO ? (Y/N)
(48) seen (not a picture) a naked SO of age over 15 ? (Y/N)
(49) been seen naked by a SO after puberty ? (Y/N)
(50) played strip poker (or other strip game) with a SO ? (Y/N)
(51) played strip poker (or other strip game) in a group (3 or more people) ? (Y/N)
(52) comitted an act of voyuerism ? (Y/N)
(53) committed an act of exhibitionism ? (Y/N)
(54) completely undressed a SO ? (Y/N)
(55) been completely undressed by a SO ? (Y/N)
(56) showered, bathed, or saunaed with a SO ? (Y/N)
(57) spent the night (same bed) in a SO's room or apartment ? (Y/N)
(58) had a sexual experience with someone of a different race ? (Y/N)
(59) used a vibrator ? (Y/N)
(60) used a vibrator on a SO ? (Y/N)
(61) given or received fellatio (blowjob) ? (Y/N)
(62) given or received cunnilingus ? (Y/N)
(63) tasted semen ? (Y/N)
(64) tasted vaginal juices ? (Y/N)
(65) gone 69 ? (Y/N)
(66) had sexual intercourse ? (Y/N)
(67) had sexual intercourse outdoors ? (Y/N)
(68) had sexual intercourse with a virgin ? (Y/N)
(69) had sexual intercourse while you/your partner was menstruating ? (Y/N)
(70) had sexual intercourse with two SO's within 24 hours ? (Y/N)
(71) had sexual intercourse while someone was watching ? (Y/N)
(72) had sexual intercourse within the last three months ? (Y/N)
(73) had sexual intercourse without using a condom ? (Y/N)
(74) had a one night stand (with sexual intercourse or oral sex) ? (Y/N)
(75) had sex more than once with someone you weren't in a relationship with ? (Y/N)
(76) cheated on your girl/boyfriend ? (Y/N)
(77) impregnated a woman or been pregnant ? (Y/N)
(78) arranged or had an abortion ? (Y/N)
(79) taken pictures/filmed you or your SO naked ? (Y/N)
(80) anally stimulated a SO with your finger ? (Y/N)
(81) anally stimulated a SO with your tongue ? (Y/N)
(82) had anal intercourse with a SO ? (Y/N)
(83) anally stimulated a non-SO (i.e. the sex you're not normally attracted to) ? (Y/N)
(84) had anal intercourse with a non-SO ? (Y/N)
(85) been involved in watersports (We don't mean water-skiing!) (Y/N)
(86) been involved in some form of bondage ? (Y/N)
(87) had a piercing done below the neck level ? (Y/N)
(88) described a sexual experience to a third party ? (Y/N)
(89) ever thought about taking part in a orgy ? (Y/N)
(90) attended an orgy (3 or more people) ? (Y/N)
(91) fondled a SO under 13 years old ? (Y/N)
(92) had a sexual experience with someone 10+ years younger/older than you ? (Y/N)
(93) slept with a TOTAL of more than 5 SO's since puberty ? (Y/N)
(94) slept with a TOTAL of more than 10 SO's since puberty ? (Y/N)
(95) slept with a TOTAL of more than 15 SO's since puberty ? (Y/N)
(96) committed incest ? (Y/N)
(97) committed statutory rape (sex with someone < 16) ? (Y/N)
(98) accepted a proposition from a prostitute ? (Y/N)
(99) had a sexual experience before puberty ? (Y/N)
(100) committed bestiality (animals...) ? (Y/N)
Please answer at least 25 questions, whose are most characterizing for your (sexual) behaviour. It's part of our additional scientific standard operating procedure, so you don't have to be ashamed about anything. Just trust me, because...
I wish you all the love you can get.
Yours sincerely
Dr. Mc_Murphy_Love
Next one, please..
Edit: SO stands for Significant Other, the person of the sex you are attracted to. (e.g. for a straight female, SO = male, for a gay male SO = male).
