Message to yourself

@pumpkin

On my phone:
Shows every person naked

@saba_key
May I buy your Phone? :D

@pumpkin

That was only a joke.

But there seems to be apps, where you can see partly through the clothes.
But i can assure you, there is nothing to be seen at me :)

that washing machine of yours is due to be emptied

U must watch falling skies and the 0:00 animes^^

anyone wants the D ? cuz it seems like everyone does. i mean, like.. i know the D is pretty awesome m8's but.. i only got 1 so.. stay cool n wait mkay ?

fuck you!

hey,
how about crawling out of the bed and getting something done?
I know you're sick but you're simply wasting precious time.
I suggest turning off the laptop and opening an academical book.
I know you good enough, to know that you won't do that.
I could understand if you were doing something useful like jogging or writing a story, but you're sitting on allmy, writing a weird message to yourself just to keep your hands busy.
that' just pathetic. Good luck, passing the exams.

Iam tired and hungry -.-

King, Jr.: In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Hang on Guy, keep doing what you always do :vv:

Welcome to the Internet, known as well as retardland..

I love listening to lies, when I know the truth.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

@Qu4rkey

Dont you dare!

Good manners are purely and simple a way of showing consideration and sensitivity towards together.
As such, they are classless. Everyone deserves mindless and respect.

I like to teach you good manners because good and charming manners are my passion. :D

Lesson 1
Never use words and phrases like
to have a cap
to have a wee
burp, fart
tits, coconuts,plonker, shlong
to have a stonker. .....
Never ever - Keep it in your mind. Always remember you are a lady or a gentleman.

Lesson 2
The German habit of asking for uneaten food to be wrapped up an taken away, presumably to be later fed to canine copanion, is not acceptable.
Mutual eating - the increasing trend for diners to exchange morsels from each other plates - is also an undesirable habit.

Lesson 3
Generally speaking, it is bad manners to behave in a loud, disruptive or irritating way in public, this is the behavioural
preserve of drunken people.

Lesson 4
It is still polite for men to hold doors open of shops and other public places open for women, and for juniors to do the same for their elders.
By the same token, if a door is held open for you it is good manners to take it and say thank you.

Lesson 5
Never jump any queue, be at the bus stop or in shop.... Germans! Keep it in mind.

More next time when i become a beafsteak :D

Lesson 6
Just remember that: speak the crisp, clipped tone of an
upper-class (Queen's speech) person.
If you will never sound like Prince H..., you never use following phrases:
Go and screw
You get on my tits
To have a crush on someone
To be pissed as a newt

I am not amused about that

Alright, message to myself...
Shut the fuck up girl! Dry the tears of anger. This situations is it not worth to get in stress