My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

I find that fräd still a bit stubsenseful.

Must then everything fully senseful be?

Stubsenseful? Stay on the carpet. ;)

This is at ass the world...^^

I feel crank. :'(

Have you recieved a basket?

No, I have back pains. So I have to go bent. Now me fails just the dadgei on the shoulder and my faschingcostume is finished...

:)

@Joghurtbecher
Tell me nothing from the horse.
I think you go as a match.

Maybe you have a witchshot!

Yeah, there could you right have. I think I go tomorrow to uncle doctor and let undersearch it. :)

emanon schrieb:I think you go as a match

This joke is so antique, Gutenberg refused to print it :vv:

@Grymnir
It takes a lot of time but you are heavy on the wire.

@emanon
Fact is: I would not red becomen, because i a naked-bather am.

my lovely mister singing club! @Grymnir

• I only understand railroadstation – Ich versteh nur Bahnhof
• You go me on the alarmclock – Du gehst mir auf den Wecker
• There stand one yes the hairs to mountain – Da stehen einem ja die Haare zu Berge
• Here is real dead trouser – Hier ist echt tote Hose!
• Striptease-Table - Ausziehtisch
• Mister Above, the calculation please – Herr Ober, die Rechnung bitte!
• Sick sister - Krankenschwester
• I have the nose painted full – Ich hab die Nase gestrichen voll!
• Nothing for ungood – Nichts für ungut.
• Do you do mouthsex? – Kann ich Dich für Oralverkehr begeistern?
• Human being mayer – Mensch Meier!
• Before-Hanging castle – Vorhängeschloss
• Your english is under all pig – Dein Englisch ist unter aller Sau
• I believe you spider! – Ich glaub, Du spinnst!
• That is me sausage! – Das ist mir Wurst!
• Now we sit very beautiful in the ink – Jetzt sitzen wir ganz schön in der Tinte!
• Take yourself in eight – Nimm dich in acht!
• That makes me so fast nobody after! - Das macht mir so schnell keiner nach!
• Make you only so wider! – Mach Du nur so weiter!
• Then I make me me nothing you nothing out oft he pouder! - Dann mache ich mich mir nichts dir nichts aus dem Staub!
• If you think, you can beat me over the ear, are you on the woodway! - Wenn Du denkst, Du kannst mich übers Ohr hauen, bist Du auf dem Holzweg!
• Trip back kick insurrance – Reiserücktrittsversicherung
• Fuck the chicken – Fick die Henne
• Don´t paint the devil on the wall – Jetzt mal mal nicht den Teufel an die Wand.
• Comes time, comes wheel – Kommt Zeit, kommt Rat.

@Spirit2015
That makes you so fast nobody after.

@emanon
In the truest sense the word.

@Joghurtbecher
You take the words right out of my mouth

My english teacher stirs itself up because one had writed "It gives". Then should she times here after see..


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bad at poems
Me falls nothing more in.

What you today can procure, goes equally good too tomorrow.