My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

I believer I spider auch but sowas von...

@Cardinal
i think you Spider unfreewilly! (unfreiwillig ;))

i like shieldtoads

What is a shieldtoad?

@Galaxys81
shield = Schild
toad = Kröte

Aber in Wirklichkeit ist das englische Wort für Schildkröten ja bekanntlich Turtles :D

You see, my english is not se yellow from se egg.

Aaaaa......h, thank you, now I understand

This wine leaves you nothing to hope for.

@du_selbst
youself

I'm really overrushed that until now nobody togived had that he comes from backsidemonkeycastle.

what to devil is backsidemonkeycastle?

@Primeval
That is a bavarian city near the border to Hessen. You must oversit "backside", "monkey" and "castle" and sit it then together so you become the name the city.

welle, that sounds it funny on

Here is it very hot!

Here not, I find it kalt... @JackTheHipster

@Cardinal
an here is low warm

I nehm mir now a decke... I'm a warmduscher :) @soulbreaker
@JackTheHipster

Weil's gerade passt: Die Bahn spricht wieder deutsch!

http://www.spiegel.de/reise/aktuell/deutsche-bahn-will-anglizismen-vermeiden-a-907402.html

@Doors

But Telekom speaks English over all:

O-800 Freecall

I have full the throughlook!