My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

@Froschkönig
No he wanted to steal my Cookoo-clock, so i had to punish him ^^

Nonsense with sauce

This is here the normal-state

There will the dog in the pan become crazy!

pig priest

There we have the salad.

Ein Model präsentierte auf dem Laufsteg ein Schild mit der Aufschrift: "Please kill Angela Merkel not."

I break together!

puuuhh...it is 35 gread .....in this heat can you your eggs on the shit-wing on your car cooked..

Fast-Sex-Street (Schnellverkehrsstraße)

That thread is one wall free!

My dear Mister Siningclub

Or
How up do high knee ;)

Here dances the bear in a chain shirt.

I am totally through the wind...

...heavy on wire and a fun bird.

The stupidest Farmers have the biggest Potatoes

Dear
@Cardinal


This was very interesting for me; make the folks over the channel this also with german words ?



I kiss with a kneefall the holy ring on finger your eminenz,
and say, thank also for this very nice and funny thread.

It was once a muselmann
He drank sich a dusel on
Whenever he just can
Called he then the muselweib
where she then with the fusel bleib
because thirst isn't gesund
Then she came with the fusel in
filled with sweetest muselwein
then drunk and drunk he
hin sank he
till under the table
vanished he.

-Heinz Hehard

Flugzeug - Fligh stuff
Kreuzfahrtschiff - cross Drive ship
Rathaus - advice House
Schraubenzieher - screw puller
Fahrstuhl - Drive chair
Feuerlöscher - fire deleter
Aufzug - up tow
Hau rein - punch in
Wasserhahn - water cock
Waschbecken - washing bay
Bahnhof - trainyard
Glühbirne - glow pear
Bleistift - lead pen
Stuhl - stool
Dusche - douche

I dont care - Ich fege nicht ;)