My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

@Wolfshaag

kopiert aus dem Netz, ja :D

Daran hab ich mich gerade wegen dem Thread erinnert, hab ich vor Jahren mal gelesen... und da sagt man, ich könnte mir nichts merken :ok: Ich hab ein Gedächtnis wie ein Elefant, wenn ich das will. :vv:

Jo

Ei come heut morning auch not in the Puschen.

@der-Ferengi

You need a new Pair of Dschogging-Shoes!

Black and White

There stay I old black man and sing
and nobody let what for me spring.
Total groggy, I can me not more out.
All is now plem-plem, no doubt,
and overall is abgegrast,
by me is now Matthei on last.

It must once said be:
This social pi-pa-po hangs me
meterlong to the mouth
raus.
You behandle me as the last dreck:
as hampel-man of society,
as political hans-wurst,
as complet idiot,
as religious mama-kindl and
as social soup-kasper!
Always the Black
are the beshittened!
And the gelackmeired!

But it is not yet all day’s evening
and I let me no longer on the nose rumfuer!
The white Doofes can me stolen be!
They should them what shame!
I shall them what whistle,
shall I.
They give on like ten nacked negroes
and speak egalweg from socialism,
but when it on their money goes -
then will nobody what know.
Also nothing behind!
Shitt an boom!

Know you, what yesterday
a white man in uniform
to my wife said?
"Na, how were it with us,
little pupe?"
said he!
I think I hear no right!
Stell you so what for!
Aller-hand, what?
That call I a thing,
call I.

It must a pleasure be,
them all teeth singular to break
and them then in the gras bite let -
heavenmastergodsacramentcrossdeviloncemore!
With our-one they can it make ...
...thinkste!
But they have themselves burned!
They can me cross-wise!
This social bluff make I no longer with.
I will pinke-pinke see
nor it passiers what ...
And so rate I you in good:
When you see
how a black man sing,
go not foreby
and let what spring!

@poet
Schade nur, daß es (diesmal) nicht aus Deiner Feder stammt: http://www.heinerfischle.de/gedichte/blakwite.htm

@der-Ferengi

wieso schade?... das Ding ist so bekannt und weit älter als ich..., what shalls?

i have not make big this year

and when i grow up, there will be a day, that everybody has to rap in my way -.-

@rockandroll

...jetzt ist mir das ´´nievau´´ zu hoch und kann nicht mehr folgen!

@taxista
no problem, that gives itselfe up withe the time :)

Eim the best English-Speaker in town!

@Cardinal
Wenn ju sagst, ju bist the beste Englischspiecker, then ju mast lörnen better
Englisch tu writeln.
'in town' ist the alte Enlisch. When ju will writeln in the nju Denglisch-Wöschn,
dann ju mast writeln 'inse Schtadt'
:D :D :D



Hui war das ein Akt. Gar nicht so einfach in Denglisch zu schreiben.

I think my pig whistles!

Ass violins everywhere

I have a little loch im kittel...^^

Very dows...

I'm overseating all wordwordly

I have the nose full from this thread!

@Fidaii
Make a new on! :)