My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

Oh.. i think, i ve got a He-Lightning....

Now i am a believer.

I believe.. my cool-locker is empty and there is no more beer in there.

I sliding Panic!!!

No Money to buy new beer. There i must do a bank-robbery. Or i sell my Great-mother. :D

@TinaMare

Yes.. i always drink cheap beer. Its stolen... much more cheeper goes not.

no more beer for you?
good idea sell your grandmother or sell your wife :) ... or ... you can hold your po hin!

@TinaMare

Oh no.. my ass stayed virgin. I am no boytoy. Cause i am older.. :D

No one can payed me. I am unpayable. And no one will. You know.. my outlook. And i make a face like 10 days of rainweather.. and i smell like a cow out of the ass.

you are older and öko :)
why do you pull your face? you can look like a lotto-winner because you are able to talk such a good english!
many regards from me ... you must be very intelligent, a manager-typ :D
ask the neighbours if they want do donate you some beer

:bier:
cheers
:wein:

I have enough to drink here but I have no ram to drink .... because I have the fear that I will have a big tomcat tomorrow :)

@TinaMare

I am a children of the early eighties.. also i am a cereal-fretter. Now i have selled my norwegian sweater.. with a elk on the frontside.. :D , a lost my home, my boat, my pony, my control. I said to me.. back to the roots. And where are roots more than in a forrest in the near of trees?
Cause i beat there my tent on ( old plastic - planes ) . Now i live free and piggy in the nature and damage this nature with my fetish to waste my live and the Environment. :D

@TinaMare
:trollbier:

@Gwyddion
I sell nothing I will anything for me :)

I fall from the couch while laughing ... because its too funny here in the tread and I also look the camp.

@TinaMare

Oha.. yes, i have a addication for Over-blowing when i create storys. :D

For the rest of this sin-less story is beer the head-fault. :D

Joey for jungleking. Vote !

He can saw a tree in slow-motion with a shower of disgusting animals.. hua....

@Gwyddion
Heyyyyyyyy, you have to vote for me ... the little Iris :D
the jungle test is very hard
so you can see how good you live in your tent :-)

@TinaMare

Sure? I ve got a lot of much more disgusting animals in my mushroom-sack. And i know them all with there names. :D

No beer in the moment. I thing, i lick a fly-mushroom. :D

@Gwyddion
if you lick at the fly mushroom ... you will never call the animals with the name of them.
and you cannot drink any beer and you will never sleep in your tent again.
so it´s better for you to let it be :-)

:beer:

@TinaMare

Dear TinaMare... i allways will lick the fly-mushroom, no eating . The white points on the red head are very tasty. When i lick them.. i believe i can fly like a drunken seagull where hit a Flock in the water. I go off like a whirlwind. I screw trough. After some hours, i will sleep one. One Morning i awake with my head in a 5 days old vegetables-soup. Its one year ago :D . The vegetables are still to find in my beard. And on my fine-tripps-undershirt.

@Gwyddion
you dont have to lick at the read head of the mushy.
You can hear the song "I believe I can fly" and then you will feel much better ... you can sing with.
My devise is: no chance for drugs ... only 6 and rock´n roll :D

@TinaMare

TinaMare schrieb:only 6 and rock´n roll

Ah.. 6... the unknown number. :D
The rock is with my woman going...
The roll.. i will roll across my tent in the moment in cause of all the thinshitting we are writing .. :D

@Gwyddion
I will go in my bed right now
I wish you a happy night with your woman and her rock and I hope you will dream sweet

bye bye
:sleepy:

thinshitting is nothing against our writing :D

What goes then here off?

@TinaMare

TinaMare schrieb:thinshitting is nothing against our writing

Ah.. :D I take this as a compliment.

I will go also to bed and look me from inside.

Have a good night and learn english. English can we ever need. :D

@deet

deet schrieb:What goes then here off?

He goes the punk off.