Was du schon immer schreiben wolltest, aber niemanden interessiert! 27.06.2010 um 21:32
genau, in dem Stadion soll man danach die Schwimm-WM veranstalten können :D :D :D
Was du schon immer schreiben wolltest, aber niemanden interessiert! 27.06.2010 um 21:38
und ein paar Zähne wären echt auch nich schlecht :D :D :D
Was du schon immer schreiben wolltest, aber niemanden interessiert! 27.06.2010 um 21:43
Ich bin ja eh dafür Fussball durch brockianisches Ultrakricket zu ersetzen
# Rule One: Grow at least three extra legs. You won’t need them, but it keeps the crowds amused.
# Rule Two: Find one extremely good Brockian Ultra Cricket player. Clone him off a few times. This saves an enormous amount of tedious selection and training.
# Rule Three: Put your team and the opposing team in a large field and build a high wall around them. The reason for this is that, though the game is a major spectator sport, the frustration experienced by the audience at not actually being able to see what’s going on leads them to imagine that it’s a lot more exciting than it really is. A crowd that has just watched a rather humdrum game experiences far less life affirmation than a crowd that believes it has just missed the most dramatic event in sporting history.
# Rule Four: Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment over the wall for the players. Anything will do – cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis racquets, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.
# Rule Five: The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand. Whenever a player scored a “hit” on another player, he should immediately run away as fast as he can and apologize from a safe distance. Apologies should be concise, sincere, and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.
# Rule Six: The winning team shall be the first team that wins