My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

I'm so high that they will hang me if we lose the war.


Joke xD

But would this one work?

@derMurphy
Hanging somebody works, that is so save like the Amen in the church.

I do meadow flashfast in a monkey-tooth over the highway.

The eat is good maked

Today my briefwearer came to me, wearing several briefs. After a short greeting she gave me all the briefs she was wearing and then she quickly ran away. She is always in such a hurry! I had a look at all the briefs she gave to me, but they were of no use to me, so I threw them away. I really wish my briefwearer wears less useless briefs when she comes to me tomorrow again.

Now it becomes all-highest ironlane!

Trump got choiced for president. This is the under-gang of the evening-land! American high-culture will die before they managed to build even a single pyramid.

@Mr.Stielz
Explain that, please..

@Nandanael
Have I outpressed me not clear? What is unfair-standly in above by-carry?

Good sliding! I wish everybody neck and leg breaking!

You go me animally on the cookie.

@CaptainBlack


You my´st nuts ?

CaptainBlack schrieb:You go me animally on the cookie.

This goes me onto the pointer. Let me in silence and how up!

It goes me on the alarm clock.

Happiness and Health for the new year.

I Need to make new TÜV for my Audo

Why is my Arsch so bright ?

@--L--

Why make TÜV (technical over-watching-club) when you can buy TÜV or drive without TÜV? And for what do you need ASU (up-gas-special-under-searching) when you drive a peoples waggon?

@Mr.Stielz
I Need to buy TÜV for my Audo or the Police will halt me an..

@--L--
When I was young i drove an old Ascona (the legendary "yellow Mercedes") and the TÜV was up-ge-runned. One day the police was holding me on and was holding me a preaching. I had to out-sorrow my Ascona, otherwise they would have pulled it out of the traffic.