My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

Hello 

My English is very bad. I try english to learn.

Can you help me ? A conversation wäre nice!

Excuse me my English. ;)

FranklinJo schrieb:I try english to learn.

We grab you under the arms end help you onto the springs. Soon your English will be shining hell under the sun.

...but first must I go to the shithouse...

Experience schrieb am 06.01.2017:My english is under all pigs. :D

Our English truly is under all female pig, by-near fully unfair standly.

Yesterday my Oma had a Heartcircleruntogetherbreak. But today it goes her better.

@Satoby
Maybe your Oma needs a heart-step-maker? I beat on the wood and wish her good bettering!

Mucheasy you have right. I date her doctor tomorrow. 

Mr.Stielz schrieb:Our English truly is under all female pig, by-near fully unfair standly.

Why do i have to think of Miss Piggy? :D

Miss Piggy is me always animally on the biscuit gone!

I think, I was nach long time wieder here...

How goes it you?

I think mal goose good @Aggie

@Cardinal
Welcome back. It joys me that it goes you good. :)

@Mr.Stielz
Thank you, Mr. Rumple. Burn you not on the fire...

My women is my one and everything

I jump over my own shadow

I feel overliquid here, folks. We sit quit beautyful in the ink...

I am a sitting pe-er. Ich bin ein Sitzpinkler 😆😆😆😆

Cardinal schrieb:Ich bin ein Sitzpinkler

When the woman that so want.

That is eben the problem with woman. They can't not really good pee in the stand... 😇@aero