My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

That is eben the problem with woman. They can't not really good pee in the stand...

Yes, and we mens do not on the closetglasses pees.^^

The woman are not silly...

Can they then pee in the sand?

Beitrag von Mr.Christian (Seite 1)

ich hab traenen gelacht xD

@apart
You mean, you have tears gelolt

I'm falling off of my flesh

Cherry eating is no fun with you

Did they shit into your brain?

This makes me vomiting against the wall

She's a hot brush

I break together

Would, would, would - bicycle chain! 

I have a thought lightening

Lid shut, monkey dead

Hold your jaws

He had a heart troll 

Is your flesh now damaged? @Ms.Bedlam

No, but there's a hole in my tummy now 🙂 

That tut me really leid @Ms.Bedlam

Thank you for your co-pain, @Cardinal

I do this gern. Come in and burn out 😎 @Ms.Bedlam

His pleasure as he the fixedcontract became at UPS...

@Cardinal It's always good to have someone to vomit on 👍

Yesterday on the home-way a run-driver overholed my peoples-craft-waggon and by-bear crashed into a last-craft-waggon. Did this monkey win his leader-shine in lotto? Sooner or later he will build an un-fall or over-drive a foot-ganger! Unbelievable!

@Mr.Stielz

I am sure he will get some Points in Flenscastle for this Action.

This flenst 😛 @EDGARallanPOE
@Mr.Stielz

Please don't hold me up. I am musting home now.

When I was young my dream-job was airfinder.

My english is good, my german is better

oder heißt das god ? O.o

@Kurima is a pictured person. She is caning Wikipedia out-wendy.