NationStates - Dein eigener Staat
25.08.2011 um 14:08
Mal sehen, ob die Zahl meiner Herzkrankheitstoten sinkt, jetzt wo ich Fleisch essen zu verbieten im Begriff bin. :D
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NationStates - Dein eigener Staat
25.08.2011 um 14:12
naja mein staat ist auch naja fast mein traum staat :D
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NationStates - Dein eigener Staat
25.08.2011 um 14:14
lol:
During the construction of a new Hyper-Mega-Ultra-Super Mall, construction workers have unearthed what appears to be an ancient temple. A furious debate has arisen between those who wish to preserve it, and those who need their retail therapy.
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NationStates - Dein eigener Staat
04.09.2011 um 13:18
A group of concerned parishioners and soccer moms has petitioned the government of South Doomerica to outlaw heavy metal music, which they fear is a bad influence on youngsters.
"Heavy metal music is a plague in our good nation and its God-fearing people!" argues local priest and easy listening advocate Jennifer Bush. "Just the other day, I heard a song by some group called Hell's Irate Puppies with a sinful quantity of bass and drum... oh, and there were probably some lines about killing parents, too, I'd imagine! It's vital that we ban this music, and remove this terrible influence from our children's lives! Think of the children!"
"Whoa, man... what's with the, like, censorship and stuff?" asks Fleur Frederickson, scruffy-haired bassist of the popular speed metal band The Destroyinators. "You can't, like, censor the music, man. That's how we express ourselves! Every bass beat is me baring my soul! Every howl is me complainin' about how my parents tried to kick me out of their basement! Besides, what's wrong with Satan? He's just misunderstood anyway. I say promote the arts, man!"
"You know, this heavy metal issue has me thinking," says Calvin Christmas, your brother, over your weekly game of cribbage. "If these long-haired freaks want to put out their devil-worshipping metal, why don't we let them? Of course, we'll put a little subliminal propoganda into every song... after all, don't these guys owe their freedom of expression to you?"
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NationStates - Dein eigener Staat
09.09.2011 um 09:13
lol
The Issue
An organized crowd of leather-clad individuals, some of whom are on leashes, are protesting against discrimination for those who share their interests.
The Debate
"We happen to express our love differently, with different hobbies and activities," explains BDSM enthusiast Konrad Rifkin, while wearing needle-sharp spiked heels and holding a whip. "Shops exist to cater to the needs of 'normal' people, but do you have ANY idea how hard it is to get a quality whip? A little support for our hobbies would be appreciated!"
"Yeah," exclaims Larry Jones, another enthusiast, wearing nothing but a collar, "and like other couples, we want the right to display our affection in public. If Master wants to take me walkies in public, he should be able to."
Naki Falopian dissents wholeheartedly. "This is not about showing affection--this is about moral decency. Think of the children, for God's sake! Think of the children! We must criminalize and eliminate this perversion to keep them safe. Which of course means a special task force to track down and capture these cretins!"
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