Only in America ...

can pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance

are there handicap parking spots in front of
a skating rink

do drugstores make sick people walk to the
back of the store to get a prescriptionwhile
healthy people get cigarettes at the front

do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries and a DIET coke

do the banks leave both doors open and then
chain their pens to the counter

and do people buy hot dogs in sets of ten
but buns in packages of 8