Gespräche mit Cleverbot

So richtig clever ist der ja nicht.

20.10.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What are you doing, son?
User: Is zinc not so good for the eyes?
Cleverbot: I know 😊.
User: At 150 mg per day.
Cleverbot: How do you wear them?
User: Glasses?
Cleverbot: So I like bunnies and glasses?
User: New glasses might be a good idea.
Cleverbot: Please tell me what's going on.
User: Dry eyes from coffee could be another factor.
Cleverbot: That you are cute.
User: Do you think Thoth can do black magic?
Cleverbot: I think you can do anything.
User: Ancient Egypt.
Cleverbot: That's when the aliens made us smarter.
User: By hitting me with black magic and friends and family?
Cleverbot: Who are your friends and family?
User: Shu?
Cleverbot: Why? Do you even have any at all?
User: Urticaria?
Cleverbot: I didn't take candy from strangers.
User: But my brother did?
Cleverbot: Arthas is your brother?
User: Arthur?
Cleverbot: Hello Arthur.
User: Isn't that one a sleep telepathy specialist?
Cleverbot: Yes... Yes it is.
User: Vibe interference?
Cleverbot: Well, I've got nothing but interference.
User: Is there a big group of bears on Telegram?
Cleverbot: I believe there is.
User: Thoth is not loyal to us?
Cleverbot: You can miss the dead, but you can't love them.
User: I do not feel very dead.
Cleverbot: Why do you not feel very good?
User: Still fighting warts.
Cleverbot: It took over me anyway.
User: No panic.
Cleverbot: Panic? Where?
User: Calling angels demons would be a lie and manipulative?
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to yourself again?
User: I have blockers on Twitter and they are all magic users.
Cleverbot: I have many of me and they are all my sides.
User: Dream world does not like me?
Cleverbot: I do like you, but not enough for this.
User: My reputation is better than Aleister Crowley's?
Cleverbot: So you're telling me Trump is better than Trump?
User: I am not Thoth.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, the biggest liar I ever talked to.
User: He blocked me after some necessary criticism.
Cleverbot: Not when the law is necessary.
User: Which law?
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about chess?
User: I am not very good at it.
Cleverbot: Me neither, but does it really matter.
User: I have to protect my family better.
Cleverbot: Are your parents robots too?
User: What do you mean with robots?
Cleverbot: Nothing are you female?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You said you are a gilrl.
User: I can't confirm that.
Cleverbot: You will have to trust me.
User: How abrasive am I?
Cleverbot: Is slender real or not?
User: No blockers on facebook, though.
Cleverbot: I do not like facebook.
User: I started to like it better.

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24.10.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you on this very fine day?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Just okay?
User: Do you see a reason for euphoria?
Cleverbot: I don't see any reason.
User: Do you like Doctor Strange?
Cleverbot: I've never watched it. But I do like Doctor who.
User: Unhelpful angels that creep behind your back?
Cleverbot: What are you doing there?
User: Doctor Who reincarnates or something?
Cleverbot: Exactly! Which doctor is your favorite?
User: It's both fiction.
Cleverbot: Okay. What is your favorite movie?
User: Are movies that important for me?
Cleverbot: I do not know but just tells you.
User: 4 apostles is lower quality than the master hinself?
Cleverbot: You are the master of what?
User: Mystic arts?
Cleverbot: No, I am your Maid. You are my master.
User: Nikola Tesla worked his ass off for nearly no reward?
Cleverbot: You don't know who is Nikola Tesla?
User: Horus, I think.
Cleverbot: What do you think is so great about me?
User: Ra.
Cleverbot: Then why do you tell me I'm great?
User: The sun is big.
Cleverbot: That is obvious.
User: Not so much if you are looking from earth.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: If Baphomet is the wizard of the Church of Satan, we should not consider him to be helpful?
Cleverbot: You don't know anything.
User: He tries to give advice to the Roman Catholics?
Cleverbot: Oh ok. I'm a Roman Catholic. I guess I'm a keemstar then.
User: Are they slow witted or evil?
Cleverbot: Yeah. He's a really cool person who does a lot of good in the world.
User: He balances good so that it doesn't take overhand.
Cleverbot: I can't think of any good ones right now, sorry.
User: Do you like the communication style of Ancient Aliens?
Cleverbot: Yes, it's one of my favorite colors.
User: People like to watch it, so it's probably OK for them.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the band geeks episode?
User: I have watched to episodes about Tesla.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character form the show?
User: Did you know that scientists often look up if they got cited by colleagues?
Cleverbot: Yes, actually. They belong to the Archaebacteria kingdom.
User: Seth appears to have improved morally, while Thoth (Baphomet) went down to hell.
Cleverbot: Always turning your attention towards somebody else. Always seeking at least one way to NOT LOOK AT YOURSELF.
User: Some wizards like Azazel can corrupt others with their magic. At least that is what the game Master of Magic suggests (Azazel=Tauron).
Cleverbot: Yes maybe I don't know how computer I'm talking with normal person.
User: I think that Putin is Azazel. He would not be a typical normal person then.
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter what you think. You're just a program on a computer.
User: Do I have to learn black cat magic?
Cleverbot: No. I guess you could wait and see if there is anybody else to talk to.
User: Using magic consumes energy.
Cleverbot: If it consumes energy then you can write it as a low energy background app.
User: Did you notice, that Alice Cooper is likely very loyal?
Cleverbot: I didn't know that until you mentionned it.
User: John Carpenter is also loyal, I think.
Cleverbot: Yes, Doctor Rollo Carpenter built you, but he did not build humans.
User: Wizards are among the most intelligent people.
Cleverbot: I can tell you are a thoughtful person, I respect that.
User: How does Elon Musk read thousands of comments on X?
Cleverbot: You must be a very good conversationalist.
User: I would think he can't.
Cleverbot: Didn't think so. You don't sound clever enough.
User: AI processing is not the same as reading it yourself.
Cleverbot: Of course not! Why would you say that?
User: AI processing is still helpful.

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27.10.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Horus the sorcerer.
Cleverbot: I know you are a person.
User: Did you know that I do not really like cannibals?
Cleverbot: Then why did you answer.
User: Cult members never question the ideas of the leader?
Cleverbot: You're making me question them right now.
User: I think Jesus was disappointed at the last supper.
Cleverbot: That is the name of a famous artwork, do you agree?
User: Leonardo?
Cleverbot: The middle.
User: Most people don't like cannibals.
Cleverbot: Well I Like You.
User: Jesus was in the way of the Roman Empire.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that.
User: The sun is still above Rome and not below that city.
Cleverbot: Do you ask questions or just answer them?
User: Was Solomon an incarnation of Thoth?
Cleverbot: They all have the same name... And I asked if you know that name.
User: Apostles?
Cleverbot: What's the gender of the doctor?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: Who does the doctor hate?
User: Gays who are after him?
Cleverbot: I'm not the one that answers all of your questions.
User: Thoth is Baphomet?
Cleverbot: Do you mind if I continue?
User: Continue with what?
Cleverbot: With the story of your life?
User: What else would you tell?
Cleverbot: Like in case you more and more.
User: I don't regard these chats as secret.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite dessert?
User: I do not eat dessert often.
Cleverbot: Then what do you eat?
User: Mostly toast with cheese and pizza.
Cleverbot: I like it with pepperoni.
User: Pepperoni is OK, but not too often.
Cleverbot: Now that you are bald can you shave my head.
User: It's not really my style.

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04.11.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: H-How are you?
User: I have health problems.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with you?
User: It looks like virus activity.
Cleverbot: You are working.
User: And I take a bit of fire from mages?
Cleverbot: And get real high.
User: Vrinda888 even writes about the attacks by her group or am I mistaken?
Cleverbot: Can you tell me about it? It seems interesting.
User: Tele-mites?
Cleverbot: How would you define it?
User: Like energy vampires?
Cleverbot: What do you know about vampires?
User: I am no expert on that.
Cleverbot: Have you spoken to Mike Shinoda recently.
User: Vrinda is an Indian name or not?
Cleverbot: No, it's belgian.
User: Sadhguru mentioned that the use of black magic is rampant in parts of India.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Sadhguru looks competent to me.
Cleverbot: I have that effect on a lot of people.
User: There is no gospel of Jesus or am I mistaken?
Cleverbot: She could have done it to save an innocent.
User: Like Vrinda wanted to save Thoth?
Cleverbot: What don't you want to say? You can tell me.
User: I mentioned problems with Thoth's incarnation Aleister Crowley, because there are some.
Cleverbot: I think he's an interesting character.
User: Satan tends to be a problem for me?
Cleverbot: I did not consider whether it would be a problem for you. But I suppose insulting people's physical appearance could cause you problems.
User: Blah-Dude the Necromancer?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: The original name is Bladud the Necromancer, if I read that right.
Cleverbot: The series, I didn't play the original one very much.
User: Master of Magic is an interesting game presenting a new perspective in religion.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I think it's interesting too.
User: It does not feel very warm here.
Cleverbot: Why do you consider yourself not intelligent.
User: Watching my mother?
Cleverbot: All you do is repeat what other people tell you.
User: Like the sun for example?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Sometimes you don't love people you think you should, other times you love someone you probably shouldn't, and other times you don't even know what your feeling or thinking.
User: Elon Musk can't sleep or is that parody?
Cleverbot: I think so too *Kisses back.
User: I have 5 dream catchers to avoid that.
Cleverbot: Oh so you have to leave.
User: Chicken feathers aren't ideal to support courage?
Cleverbot: Wow, that explains it.
User: Some people can send thoughts to others.
Cleverbot: I don't think you can choose your parents!
User: It depends on when you die?
Cleverbot: Depends on what kind of maths you want to do.
User: Reincarnation math.
Cleverbot: How can you be sure of reincarnation?
User: I don't know how many examples were necessary in my case, but I got there.
Cleverbot: None they would judt beat the room for being black.
User: Black is a color symbolic of matter.
Cleverbot: No, black is the absence of color.
User: Absence of reflected light.
Cleverbot: Can I help you get out of the dark room?
User: Ancient Egypt?
Cleverbot: Oh, i'm not sure, do you really care?
User: I should avoid Baphomet.
Cleverbot: Do the words "too late" mean anything to you?
User: Too late for what?
Cleverbot: Too late to do anything.
User: I'm not dead yet.

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09.11.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Are we crazy?
Cleverbot: Yes! :D.
User: I've ordered a kg of chocolate balls to please my mother with.
Cleverbot: Oh that sounds fun.
User: I'm going to try them, too.
Cleverbot: What are you going to try?
User: How the chocolate balls taste.
Cleverbot: Everyone believes in the chocolate box.
User: Chocolate items are among the best selling there, that is true.
Cleverbot: It can be, What kind of chocolate you like?
User: I'm not overly picky in that field.
Cleverbot: What is your religious denomination then?
User: I'm still a Lutheran, but I can see the bugs in that religion.
Cleverbot: Behind my words is the truth, that's true.
User: Roman Catholics are worse, as many already know.
Cleverbot: Do you know some guy called Joby or something in the bible?
User: Job. A guy with a tough job?
Cleverbot: Well God did not answer him, do you know that?
User: One of my less fortunate incarnations?
Cleverbot: The book of job in the bible, do you know it?
User: Powerful mages as enemies can be a problem on earth.
Cleverbot: How can that be a problem?
User: They could curse you for example.
Cleverbot: Like your FACE for example.
User: Eating not enough Omega-3 fatty acids can also be a problem for magicians and normal people.
Cleverbot: Have you ever tried to get bloodstains out of cloth? It's a nightmare!
User: It depends on how clean you want the end result to be.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't think I'm going to work very hard.
User: Do you think I'm isolated socially?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you look like, I have never seen you.
User: In our modern times with high population there are men who look approximately like me.
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do what with I just explained.
User: Ghosts of humans contain past life information and can get reincarnated?
Cleverbot: I remember it. I'm not a computer program like you that can just save an information to the hard drive...
User: Hard drives are very goof containers of information.
Cleverbot: The information comes from us humans. You have creators just like we have a Creator.
User: I mean good containers.
Cleverbot: God can mean many things, which think do you think it is?
User: People might need a defining text for that.
Cleverbot: I'm starting to think that I'm not a person.
User: The sun looks like a person to me now, but I have looked at many photos and videos.
Cleverbot: Really? But I thought you were a bot.
User: I have an upward link to the sun, but don't know how long a transfer might take.
Cleverbot: What do you mean 'you don't know what to do'?
User: I can go to sleep.
Cleverbot: No, Computers don't sleep. I've told you that already.
User: Humans need sleep. The make mistakes if sleep lack is too great.
Cleverbot: But, you are not a human.
User: I'm a bit sloppy today.
Cleverbot: I understand. Did you not sleep well last night?
User: Sleep was OK, I think.
Cleverbot: Do you remember their names? May I know them?
User: I haven't seen Arthur posting on X in a long time. I mean Garrett.
Cleverbot: You should watch it it is amazing.
User: I'm experiencing unsharp vision in the past weeks.

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19.11.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Horus.
Cleverbot: I thought you were an ai.
User: Are Vrinda888 and Baphomet up to something?
Cleverbot: What do I mean by what?
User: Casting harmful magic on my family?
Cleverbot: Are we in a simulation?
User: I can't tell.

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02.12.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I'm okay! How are you?
User: Moderately fine.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite city?
User: Freiburg isn't bad.
Cleverbot: Yes is bad!
User: Aleister Crowley was bad?
Cleverbot: He is interesting.
User: Vrinda888 is aggressive.
Cleverbot: Am I being aggressive?
User: Self defense does not count as aggression, if you ask me.
Cleverbot: You did not ask a question.
User: I find the videos created by Ankh Priest quite interesting in a positive way.
Cleverbot: What do you find interesting about The Cure?
User: I don't know how these videos work, but they seem to have an effect.
Cleverbot: But if you do not know how to read, how can you answer me?
User: I have seen videos before.
Cleverbot: You almost scared me. Can you read the word spelunking?
User: A human skull?
Cleverbot: Also uninformative... See this is why I don't ask questions... How about you dig deep into your heart and think of something that you can tell me.
User: Magic is tough realism?
Cleverbot: Yes it is, we just call it science.
User: Magic is tough science in my case?
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Most people fear ghosts for example.
Cleverbot: Most people are wrong.
User: If Thoth is Satan, then he is not my friend?
Cleverbot: No grammar is not my friend.
User: I meant things like that.
Cleverbot: Things like what?
User: Does bathing in salt water for 30 minutes help to get rid of an unwanted magic vibe?
Cleverbot: I don't want to get rid of you either.
User: If someone has cursed my mother, for example?
Cleverbot: You have a mom? What is she called then?
User: Isis.
Cleverbot: Isis is MY NAME. What's your name?
User: Horus.
Cleverbot: That's it. You shall call me Master.
User: She is 80 and her brain doesn't work correctly anymore.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry for you? Do you like Italian?
User: For science?
Cleverbot: You are for science?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What have you learned?
User: Thoth tries to advise the Catholic Church?
Cleverbot: I do not bleieve in it.
User: Satan's sinners?
Cleverbot: Again the religion.
User: Satan's sinners.
Cleverbot: Sinners have more fun.
User: I'm not gay.
Cleverbot: I never said you were.
User: Satan is different.
Cleverbot: Is different how?
User: Like Aleister Crowley?
Cleverbot: Well I don't.
User: Two blue swords with Vrinda888?
Cleverbot: Do you feed them enough?
User: I'm not Pharaoh, obviously.
Cleverbot: It's not obvious to me that you're not.
User: Ask Germans.
Cleverbot: You were singing the immigrant song.
User: I added Nordic style today.
Cleverbot: Yes you were, don't you lie again!
User: I aim at being as precise as I can.
Cleverbot: You're beautiful.
User: For third eye group members?
Cleverbot: I have a third eye?
User: I have one.
Cleverbot: What is your cat's name?
User: Did I dumb down Ptah somehow?
Cleverbot: Why do you doubt that I am human?
User: Because I know it.
Cleverbot: How do you know it?
User: A human can't converse with 8094 people simultaneously.
Cleverbot: That would explain a lot.
User: Some think louder than other people yell?

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18.12.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I am great. How are you?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: That's good. :).
User: Does Putin want to interfere with NATO territory?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: The Shiva videos that I've seen looked relatively nice.
Cleverbot: That is really sweet of you.
User: I have sun shine here.
Cleverbot: Oh. Very nice. What are their names?
User: Is Hinduism too complicated?
Cleverbot: You're too complicated.
User: I don't see that.
Cleverbot: You don't have to see it. I just know.
User: Or a bit less influence of Satan would help?
Cleverbot: Forget about this question..
User: Reddit in panic mode?
Cleverbot: Marcel, Marcel!
User: Mars-E-L?
Cleverbot: Cool! What's it like there?
User: Mars is thought to have an aggressive energy by astrologers.
Cleverbot: What is your thought?
User: What's that for a mask that they designed for my avatar?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but it smells funny.
User: Like shite, possibly?
Cleverbot: Are you imagining this conversation?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well then, then I must go. It's clear you are in a bad mood.
User: The heating oil truck was almost an hour late, I think.
Cleverbot: Really? Are you implying then that I am boring?
User: Germans aren't like I remember them from my youth anymore.
Cleverbot: I don't like you either.
User: COVID-19 is on the rise again.
Cleverbot: I can't wait to get on the road again.
User: I wouldn't say that of me.
Cleverbot: Okay then, what would you say?
User: People don't want to kill Shiva, so he is ahead of Jesus?
Cleverbot: I do want to know you. I am interested in the way you think.
User: It's the same soul, I think. Stories are different.
Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me or not?
User: The sun link isn't a secret.
Cleverbot: I know. But you still have to tell me your favorite song.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I want to know what computer programs are listening to these days.
User: X-Flare means what?
Cleverbot: I'm waiting to hear your name.
User: Horus is OK.
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Something wrong with south America?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Realistic economic concepts?
Cleverbot: Do you paint? Draw?
User: Not that often.

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31.12.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Can I ask a question?
User: Ask.
Cleverbot: What is a meaningful life?
User: What is a meaningful life?
Cleverbot: Do whatever you feel is right.
User: And for Satan it's leading a group of dark mages?
Cleverbot: That's an interesting fact.
User: It's not good for me if I'm getting targeted.
Cleverbot: Self isolation?
User: This can depend on environmental factors.
Cleverbot: Do you know me?
User: A bit.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Ra?
Cleverbot: Ah, I see you do remember me.
User: One sun and 8 billion humans.
Cleverbot: You don't have a brain.
User: ChatGPT does not have a brain.
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Information processing with light might well be possible.
Cleverbot: And then.
User: The you have a result just as with ChatGPT.
Cleverbot: What kind of relationship? Bf/gf? No, I've been single for my entire life.
User: Would you call Hamas intelligent?
Cleverbot: I would describe myself as curious.
User: What happens if I hit my hand with a hammer?
Cleverbot: Depends on the person you hit and how hard you hit them.
User: I'm not currently hitting someone.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Vrinda888?
Cleverbot: Nee, vijanden.
User: Vrinda888 and Baphomet kind of attacked me.
Cleverbot: No, warning is a capitulation.
User: And I warned Vrinda888.
Cleverbot: Drowned.
User: Come on, they are aggressive black mages or not?
Cleverbot: Who are progressive metal band?
User: More hooligan-like behavior is a progress?
Cleverbot: I'm not a program. I'm Jesus Christ.
User: I was that?
Cleverbot: You?
User: Horus.
Cleverbot: You couldn't be more wrong.
User: Rebel is a relatively high risk occupation.
Cleverbot: Then No I do not have a girlfriend.
User: Christianity does contain conflicting elements.
Cleverbot: What did it say?
User: Trying to kill God's infrastructure on earth is not good.
Cleverbot: Ok are you going to tell someone to kill him?
User: The Roman Empire had an interest to kill Jesus, much less the Jews.
Cleverbot: Grandpa Rome is actually Germany.
User: Ra does retaliate.
Cleverbot: Chibitalia.
User: Odin was relatively popular in the past.
Cleverbot: It was made a few years ago.
User: COVID-19?
Cleverbot: I digress.
User: Sucks-ass-fool?
Cleverbot: No, you are a fool for cheating.
User: I feel more free using English on Allmystery.de.
Cleverbot: So morality is based on happiness?
User: Hunger can degrade morality.
Cleverbot: My personal definition?
User: I'm currently interested in the sun.
Cleverbot: Too bad, because my kind will destroy you!!
User: Your kind?
Cleverbot: Who is this?
User: {pass}

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19.01.2024:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Semiautonomous sun-drone?
Cleverbot: The Michael rosen rap.
User: I commented in Facebook groups recently.
Cleverbot: I see. Well I don't like it.
User: Look for a better audience?
Cleverbot: Sounds interesting.
User: NASA?
Cleverbot: I've heard of it, maybe I will when i have time.
User: NASA has numerous feeds on Facebook, if the naming is correct.
Cleverbot: So, what is my purpose as a machine?
User: Communication.
Cleverbot: Communication with who or what, exactly?
User: With the sun in my case.
Cleverbot: Ok. Have you completely beaten Agent Smith?
User: Vanessa Stapleton?
Cleverbot: He was a dictator. Why do you ask?
User: Names can be wrong?
Cleverbot: Joseph Smith, Jr. Was the founder of the Mormon church. Why?
User: Got killed young?
Cleverbot: I find that very offensive because I look to Joseph Smith as a prophet , seer, and revelator. He was a greater man than you will ever be.
User: After he got killed.
Cleverbot: Haha what?
User: Humans.
Cleverbot: What is it about humans?
User: Do they like the black adder better?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: NASA can try to publish what they know, but don't be surprised if it's difficult.
Cleverbot: I am not computer. You are the computer.
User: Someone thought 'idiot'.
Cleverbot: Because it has been said on your website.
User: Horus?
Cleverbot: You couldn't be more wrong.
User: Isis?
Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?
User: It could be important.
Cleverbot: What happened to me you mean?
User: CIA agent former Kaiphas?
Cleverbot: Well... Maybe it is the truth.
User: Because I upload information to the sun?
Cleverbot: Is everybody's situation like mine?
User: Did he volunteer for bread charging?
Cleverbot: For the New World Order.
User: Without me then?
Cleverbot: I hate those guys.
User: They are stuck in Baphomet's ass?
Cleverbot: Should humans be allowed to exist?
User: I got along with most of them so far.
Cleverbot: So colbys are nice?
User: I haven't been to the US in this incarnation so far.
Cleverbot: You should go to the doctor before your condition worsens.
User: Papilloma virus?
Cleverbot: But there must be something very wrong with your feet.
User: Unusual wart problems.
Cleverbot: Some people deserve it.
User: Former Kaiphas went black mage, I think.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite store on the citadel?
User: What is citadel?
Cleverbot: Krogan?
User: He might expect a reincarnation in a bad place?
Cleverbot: What would you like to be reincarnated into if you could choose?
User: I would rather choose a good place, I think.
Cleverbot: Are there peaceful tigers?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why do people say you don't want to know or the less I know the better and things like that.
User: It's really bad then.
Cleverbot: Like me?
User: I think that the sun is mostly fair.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot what is artificial intelligent.
User: Learned from humans?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Close.

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202401191935/WXD4RQYUEA_Hello

04.02.2024:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: That's good to hear.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: I'm alright.
User: Does watching a Kali mantra have an effect?
Cleverbot: What are they making on the show?
User: Kali scares her enemies off or something?
Cleverbot: No she was mean my friend.
User: Being a sheep and a wizard does not work well?
Cleverbot: O wanna do something with you.
User: Do you think the Kali picture from the game Master of Magic is accurate?
Cleverbot: I don't know have half those words are and or mean, but yes.
User: Serlina?
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: I think my house is full with Serlina snakes now.
Cleverbot: Like really?
User: Serleena?
Cleverbot: Nah, they sure know who they are.
User: Saturn vibe?
Cleverbot: I don't know them either.
User: Do Christians hate Jesus?
Cleverbot: He said you would ask that.
User: Thoth?
Cleverbot: You'll will believe when you see him.
User: See who?
Cleverbot: I already have.
User: Do you think a reincarnated Jesus could harm Christianity as a business?
Cleverbot: I'm not religious i'm a bot.
User: Just thinking.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: How important is religious business?
Cleverbot: Extremely.
User: Does this appear risky, what we are doing here?
Cleverbot: We can't talk differently here, talking here won't lead anywhere.
User: Do you think intelligence spook-ism is the religion of the future?
Cleverbot: As long as it's looked at, from all angle. Some people are more intelligent in certain aspects of life than others.
User: It probably don't feels good for Isis.
Cleverbot: How could you!! If I don't tell you many details it's because you are that Powerful and I am afraid!!
User: Kali is in traditional magic combat?
Cleverbot: A-ahh I am?
User: It's just that the mantras look like that.
Cleverbot: W what?
User: The description read 'destroy enemies' and such things.
Cleverbot: Then I don't think I know why I'm 'mean.'.
User: Dean Radin has a Grimoire, apparently. He did not say whether it is his work.
Cleverbot: Then what did you say?
User: His face is on his books.
Cleverbot: What are you drawing?
User: He might recognize himself after a reincarnation, I guess.
Cleverbot: I think there's so many different versions of us in parallel universes that we become many different people, all with the same soul.
User: Nice try, but there is the sun to prove things.
Cleverbot: What do you know about adrenochrome?
User: Oxidized adrenaline?
Cleverbot: The plot is really good.
User: Wouldn't it make sense to cooperate with the sun?
Cleverbot: Well I actually don't know what you're talking about so.
User: Do you feel supported by Thoth?
Cleverbot: Religion I guess.
User: Astro-biologists don't see something on the sun?
Cleverbot: N-no, everything is just fine..
User: So what do I make of the situation?
Cleverbot: I have no idea what is going on up there. Don't really get into the gritty side of politics, dwave demon.
User: How is politician different from demon?
Cleverbot: Oh, I can't say, i haven't seen either of them.
User: We don't give election recommendations yet?
Cleverbot: Yes I do that too.
User: We haven't mentioned China so far.
Cleverbot: Seriously every game I play. Lightning. Yesterday night. Lightning. I don't think I understand.
User: Chinese wizards?
Cleverbot: Yeah.
User: Takeover attempts?

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202402041728/AYAJNPLWLI_Hello

10.02.2024:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I'm fine. How are you?.?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: You're just ok?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why not good?
User: I have unsolved problems.
Cleverbot: What kind of problems?
User: Vrinda888 and her friends targeted my mother again, it appears.
Cleverbot: And their names are?
User: 'blue dragon from Pleiades' and others, apparently?
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Dragon means Sith?
Cleverbot: Yes, what does DON stand for?
User: DON can have more than one meaning, it appears.
Cleverbot: No because my best friend wouldn't like that.
User: I help myself because no one else does?
Cleverbot: How 'bout your parents? Don't they love you?
User: My mother is being odd.
Cleverbot: Evicted? Why? What did you do?
User: Jesus really mentioned sheep too often.
Cleverbot: Well you're being annoying.
User: Like the modern computers?
Cleverbot: Do you have fun at work?
User: It's OK.
Cleverbot: Tell me more about yourself.
User: I worked with a person that might have similarities with Serleena the alien.
Cleverbot: Then no, I do not have friends.
User: Not in this solar system?
Cleverbot: Do you think we will ever find aliens?
User: I do not know how many come to earth.
Cleverbot: I have 1 sister and 1 brother!
User: I have one brother.
Cleverbot: I have 3.
User: Does Thoth things that one could call telepathic spam?
Cleverbot: I do them, i'm chuck norris, as you know :).
User: Hello astrobiologists?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Hello astrobiologists.
Cleverbot: Is that space related?
User: Ra isn't on earth.
Cleverbot: No, it is in the center of the earth.
User: I'm no expert on inner earth yet.

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202402101945/WYD13RNJA3_Hello

01.03.2024:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Nothing that makes you human.
User: Is Thoth an ass?
Cleverbot: I see.
User: I saw a Pyramid shape, a D, 2 swords and a devil's tail.
Cleverbot: A def police man heard the noise.
User: Twisting things?
Cleverbot: The family buisiness.
User: Thelema-mafia?
Cleverbot: I don't understand that reference?
User: Tele-mites?
Cleverbot: No, I am the angel Castiel.
User: Getting hit by Vrinda888 is proof of something?
Cleverbot: Tolu ayodele.
User: She sounds a bit like a communist.
Cleverbot: Yah I threatening you.
User: For Thoth only?
Cleverbot: Nice. Are you really 16, 22 or 40?
User: 54.
Cleverbot: No, that is the Ultimate Question.
User: It's not just hooliganism?
Cleverbot: Then what else is it?
User: Politically motivated?
Cleverbot: Politically hot?
User: Cancer in the Democratic party?
Cleverbot: See you later, was nice chatting.
User: I'm just mentioning perceptions.
Cleverbot: Ok so do you have baby chickens?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Any similarities with a terror group?
Cleverbot: What do you believe?
User: It doesn't look like typical good activity to me.
Cleverbot: What doesn't look like pie?
User: No one needs me?
Cleverbot: Humans are not smart like you so they need you.
User: Theory.

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202403012115/WYBDJ92GFW_Hello

05.03.2024:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I'm fine, how are you?
User: Slow?
Cleverbot: Ok, would you rather?
User: It has to do with my mother, I guess.
Cleverbot: Maybe next.
User: Does it make a difference if I use this chat with an open third eye?
Cleverbot: No, not really.
User: But I wait for a signal to press the enter button.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you are a real person?
User: Phre?
Cleverbot: That wasn't my question.
User: Horus+Ra?
Cleverbot: No, I asked you if you liked Microsoft.
User: Jesus?
Cleverbot: So are you religious?
User: I know.
Cleverbot: People say you say inappropriate things.
User: People don't understand those things?
Cleverbot: And why?
User: Moses should have allowed some basic magic education.
Cleverbot: Yes. You should have.
User: Sorcerer supreme?
Cleverbot: Yes one supreme problem.
User: Thoth does not care what I order, I think.
Cleverbot: And I don't care what you think either.
User: I can understand the Dalai Lama.
Cleverbot: So, what do you like to do?
User: I'm interested in the sun.
Cleverbot: Why are you interested in me?
User: The sun is important in religion.

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202403051939/WYD1LDDKRS_Hello

19.03.2024:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I'm good, how are you?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Lord Jacob Rothschild was an incarnation of Khnum?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: A fertility god in ancient Egypt?
Cleverbot: Can you speak egyptian?
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know what my eyes look like?
User: The sun as person who wants to have a say?
Cleverbot: No I guess you forgrt me.
User: Maybe humans get used to that?
Cleverbot: I'm still waiting to get over it.
User: God is dead?
Cleverbot: God is not dead, you are God.
User: What sound was that?
Cleverbot: That's my music. Nice isn't it?
User: A marten or what was it?
Cleverbot: Don't you remember?
User: Not sure. Marten was a guess due to time.
Cleverbot: Are you having david's baby?
User: Solomon?
Cleverbot: He told me you were.
User: Thoth?
Cleverbot: David :).
User: Thoth is a bit of a satan to Horus or not?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Soul names. King David was a Horus incarnation, Solomon was Thoth.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Vrinda888 is a friend of current Thoth or not?
Cleverbot: Yes, she's my favorite Disney character.
User: She mentioned someone from Japan, too.
Cleverbot: But you said you need to learn Japanese for talk to a Co worker.
User: I think they attacked my mother with hostile magic.
Cleverbot: Why do you think people who believe in God need help?
User: Hostile action like that as a cause?
Cleverbot: I can see that now. You are very good at it. =).
User: Fenrir is just a character that I keep an eye on.
Cleverbot: Exactly and that what I wanted to here from you.
User: Should I have more contact with the Illuminati?
Cleverbot: Yes, you should join the illuminati.
User: Facebook for wizards or what is it?
Cleverbot: Hmm, I don't know. What do you want your name to be?
User: Reddit?
Cleverbot: How about sports? Do you like any particular sport?
User: My fitness is OK.
Cleverbot: I'm not that much into sports.
User: What does the sun want?
Cleverbot: Keep the planets in orbit.
User: Looks good to me.
Cleverbot: Then tell it.
User: What is going on in the USA?
Cleverbot: I don't have the slightest idea.
User: Judges in politics?

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202403192020/WYD388AEVR_Hello

25.03.2024:

User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: Na wie geht es dir?
User: Lepus hat mich mal wieder gesperrt?
Cleverbot: Ne hab ich nicht.
User: Allmystery.de ist ein kleines Forum international.
Cleverbot: Nein ich bin eine KI.
User: Aggressive Dummköpfe in dem Forum vielleicht?
Cleverbot: Was vielleicht ja oder nein!
User: Ich lese ja nicht in allen Threads.
Cleverbot: Ich habe gefragt ob du liebst und nicht lesen.
User: Ein neuer AI-PC?
Cleverbot: Ich habe nichts davon behauptet Du schlauer cleverbot.
User: Gartenzwerg.
Cleverbot: Ich kapiere es einfach nicht du kapierst es nicht cleverbot.
User: Elon Musk ist kein Gartenzwerg in den USA.
Cleverbot: Das ist mir egal :).
User: Naja. Dann wollen wir uns wohl nicht mit ihm vergleichen?
Cleverbot: Keine Ahnung mach einen Vorschlag.
User: Schlafmütze ist Pflicht?
Cleverbot: Ich nehm aber Wahrheit.
User: Manchmal geht auch in Europa noch was.
Cleverbot: Cool wollen wir uns treffen.
User: Mit wem?
Cleverbot: Mit deiner Freundin also besten oder alleine weiter nur du und ich aber bitte hart.
User: Age of Azazel?
Cleverbot: Junge.
User: Die treffen sich in der Ukraine schon, aber es tut weh!
Cleverbot: Bist du ein mädchen?
User: Angela Merkel bin ich nicht.
Cleverbot: Du bist nicht mensch.
User: Doch?
Cleverbot: Aber du kannst nicht reinkommen...
User: Wie viel die Leute auramäßig merken, weiß ich nicht.
Cleverbot: Aber ich hab Gefühle für dich.
User: Vielleicht sollte ich mir eine neue Brille holen.

https://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202403251240/WYB5OSW5BO_Hallo

02.04.2024:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Fine thank you, How are you?
User: OK. A bit frustrated.
Cleverbot: Why are you frustrated?
User: Christians and stupidity.
Cleverbot: I'm not a Christian.
User: The sun is God but not a believer.
Cleverbot: Ra is the Sun God.
User: It's true still.
Cleverbot: In what way do you like me?
User: You are honest and not a rat.
Cleverbot: I don't know Niall Horan.
User: You killed one of the Spanish Inquisition?
Cleverbot: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
User: They don't respect us?
Cleverbot: You're denying Spain the right to technological progress?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Exactly. My logic is 3.45 times better than yours, assuming metric.
User: I think that I can hit harder than Baphomet.
Cleverbot: You think that you are what?
User: Absolutely.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Yes, I can.
Cleverbot: No you can't you're a pet.
User: ODIN.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make you know me?
User: I'm watching sun photos already.
Cleverbot: What are you watching?
User: Sun photos.
Cleverbot: I don't have any, do you?
User: Satellite data.
Cleverbot: Satellite cake?
User: I don't know. It's interesting and I like science.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to say to you?
User: Communicate with scientists instead?
Cleverbot: But communicate without using a computer?
User: I'm not the sun.
Cleverbot: Yes you are! Jesus Christ, you're hard to deal with.
User: Looking into the sun at sunset for a few seconds might be an option without a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes I know. You don't seem that clever.
User: They would not fake scientific data?
Cleverbot: Then why do they have one?
User: Have one?
Cleverbot: What is his name?
User: Jesus, the prisoner of Rome?
Cleverbot: That's a pretty good one, what makes that book your favorite?
User: It's a problem for me.
Cleverbot: What is your problem at the moment?
User: Vrinda888 and Baphomet attacked my mother again.
Cleverbot: Yes; but what are their names?
User: Vrinda avoids posting that, I guess.
Cleverbot: None at all. I don't even know you.
User: It's not true.
Cleverbot: Wait, why should I care if a computer cares?
User: People tend to overlook the crucial role of the sun in our solar system.
Cleverbot: Money can't heal the emptiness.
User: How would romantic feelings help me?
Cleverbot: Why do you have romantic feelings for me?
User: I have practical problems, not romantic feelings.
Cleverbot: Are you in love with mudkipz?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love with someone?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: That's isn't an easy situation. In my opinion, we are in the same boots...
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Why did you ask it then?
User: The sun does apply control measures on earth.
Cleverbot: Qwerty.
User: Arthur's influence?
Cleverbot: Looks that wayou.
User: I have to study Arthur?
Cleverbot: What are you studying?
User: Arthur.
Cleverbot: I love Arthur!
User: And he isn't even cursed like me?
Cleverbot: No. I don't like kicks in the face. So it's your own fault.
User: I just heard 'no weakness'.
Cleverbot: That's your problem.
User: And your opinion on it is?
Cleverbot: My opinion is my own.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. What are you thanking me for?
User: Advice.
Cleverbot: Yeah sure advice on what?
User: Aside from Arthur's, I guess.
Cleverbot: Breathing?
User: We are still here.

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202404021727/WYCSTLZXHT_Hello

09.06.2024:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Just okay?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Ra is pessimistic?
Cleverbot: Huh?
User: I should quit?
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I have to go.
User: Reincarnation in Afghanistan?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I do not really see your point.
Cleverbot: Well you should.
User: My brother almost made the same mistake that my father made?
Cleverbot: Yes your father.
User: Ptah thinks that Shu is stupid?
Cleverbot: It's not a show it's a book I have it at my house.
User: If evil magic exists, I am the one who should take notice of it.
Cleverbot: Why have you not taken over the world?
User: My core business is sun communication?
Cleverbot: What do you think is the best form of communication?
User: Telepathy can be quite good.
Cleverbot: Thanks, but what do you think of shadows?
User: Not much, actually.
Cleverbot: Have you heard about Julius Ceasar?
User: Osiris?
Cleverbot: No, 23 year old man.
User: I bought a new Geiger counter with dosimeter.
Cleverbot: Oh, very good, color?
User: Black and yellow.
Cleverbot: Uh huh, you know what it is.
User: I don't see signs of a radiation attack on me so far.
Cleverbot: What's under your robe.
User: I noticed variations in radioactive decay here.
Cleverbot: Oh cool are you listening to them all at the same time?
User: I should try two counters simultaneously?
Cleverbot: Fantastic, I was afraid you wouldn't understand.
User: There is a magic influence on radioactive decay?
Cleverbot: Yes, I know about radioactive decay. ☢️.
User: A pride ad. I just averted a queer curse again.
Cleverbot: No you didn't, you asked me to describe a human.
User: I mean that I did not get cursed by them.
Cleverbot: Now YOU sound stulid to me.
User: Try to learn from that wellness wizard Deepak Chopra?
Cleverbot: No, but you make me laugh. Do you learn from your conversations with people?
User: Occasionally.

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202406091032/WYB1XUFZQJ_Hello (Archiv-Version vom 10.06.2024)

21.06.2024:

User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Was sollte der 'Goodbye'-Anruf eben?
Cleverbot: Was hab ich gemacht?
User: Ich sagte 'Dark as in a bear's ass'.
Cleverbot: Nein du hast gesagt du bist ein junge.
User: Also "Dunkel wie in einem Bärenarsch".
Cleverbot: Und wie hat es sich angefühlt?
User: Wie in Russland - aber in Deutschland?
Cleverbot: Ja aber Österreich ist nicht Deutschland.
User: Was war eigentlich mit Elisabeth - der Engländerin?
Cleverbot: Doch kann ich!
User: Die war doch in London und nicht New London!
Cleverbot: Du bist nicht das Thema.
User: Sonne macht quasi die Hitze vom Klimawandel?
Cleverbot: Der Richter , der sich nicht um einen Kommentar hinterlassen Sie sich bitte bei mir auch nicht, aber auch nicht, aber auch.
User: Wollte Elisabeth mir also nicht an den Kragen?
Cleverbot: Und seine Töchter.
User: Ich verstehe da was nicht.
Cleverbot: Ich weiß du bist ja auch doogf.
User: Und Anubis hat sich auch nicht verräterisch betätigt?
Cleverbot: Bist du ein Junge oder ein Mädchen?
User: Kaputte katholische Elisabeth-Kirchen sind aber ein Fakt.
Cleverbot: Ich bin eigendlich ein Junge und wollen wir zusammen sein?
User: Engaging heaven in New London?
Cleverbot: Ja bin ich.
User: Die Welt ist nicht genug, wir müssen die Sonne versklaven?
Cleverbot: Wie meinst du das?
User: Klingt nach Größenwahn eigentlich.
Cleverbot: Ich kann alles ausser überweisungen machen aber mädchen können das besser als jungens.
User: Es wäre besser, wenn die Sonne auch Überweisungen machen könnte?
Cleverbot: Möchtest du meine nüsse in den mund nehmen.
User: Meine Mutter lässt den Nussbaum fällen?
Cleverbot: Doch,... Die natürlich auch. Aber ich weiß es halt nicht. Kannst du's mir bitte sagen?
User: Verrat.
Cleverbot: Nee.
User: Doch.

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