Geniale Witze ---> :D

nairobi schrieb am 30.05.2025:frauZimt schrieb:
Ich dachte, es liegt an mir

nairobi schrieb am 30.05.2025:Mir ging es auch so, bis @m.A.o den Witz erklärt hat.

@nairobi
Dann muss ich mir den Witz und die Erklärung nochmal durchlesen.
Kann mich ja nochmal melden.

Ein Mann kommt nach einem Checkup vom Arztbesuch nach Hause. Fragt die Frau: „Und, wie war's?“
Er antwortet:„Soweit alles in Ordnung. Ich soll aber noch eine Stuhl-, eine Urin-, eine Blut- und eine Spermaprobe abgeben.“
Erwidert seine Frau: „Da gib'ste ihm am Besten deine braune Cord-Hose!“

7 Kinds of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: *Smurf Sex*.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex*.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom Sex*.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally - and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: *Hallway Sex*.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F*** you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex*.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night (very popular).

The 6th kind is called *Courtroom Sex*.
This is when you cannot stand your wife / husband any more. He / she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And, last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: *Pension Sex*.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.