
This is my kitty.
There are many kittens like it, but this one is mine.
My kitty is my best friend. My kitty is my life.
I must master my kitty as I master my life.
My kitty, without me, is useless.
Without my kitty, I am useless.
I must pew my kitty true.
I must pew straighter than any enemy who is trying to pew me.
I must pew him before he pews me.
I will... My kitty and myself know that what counts in this war is not the laz0r we pew,
the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.
We know that it is the hits that count.
We will hit... My kitty is human, even as I, because my kitty is my life.
Thus, I will learn my kitty as a brother.
I will learn its weakness, its strength, its fur, its accessories, its sights and its claws.
I will keep my kitty clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other.
We will.... Before God I swear this creed.
My kitty and myself are the defenders of my home.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but Peace.