bcuhsbtaen schrieb: und dabei geht es nicht um "beweise" sondern tatsachen.
Hör aufMensch, dieser ganze Bohemian Grove Scheiss von Alex Jones ist vielleicht eine Tatsachein deinem Kopf aber mehr auch nicht.
"Tatsache" rofl ^^
Soll ich dir mal einpaar Tatsachen vom lieben Alex auflisten ?
Ok guckst du hier:
srael microwaveda hundred thousand of its own children.
Your cell phones are watching you everymoment.
The main source of meat in North Korea is executed prisoners.
SWAT teamsare being taught that Christians are evil.
The government can control the weather. (All conspiracy guys believe this. What's the deal?)
The Mafia was started by JuliusCeaser's grandfather.
"Vaccines are killing our children--mainstream news." (Directquote from InfoWars 12/27/01. No sources cited.)
SWAT team guys can't satisfy awoman. (InfoWars, 12/27/01. You never know how Alex Jones "knows" anything. Did theSWAT guys open up to Alex...or weas there some study done? Alex didn't say.)
Texas isrun by the Masons. (Is that why Texas has the worst schools in the world?)
"Cellphones have been proven in hundreds of major studied to cause brain tumnors. There's nodebating it." (Also no references or citations given. Alex says he sources everything,but he sources almost nothing he says. When you can find the source, you always discoverthat Alex has completely garbled it.)
Drinking fluoridated water causes your IQ to godown 10 points. (No documentation. No reference. No nothing.)
Devil-worshippers runthe country. (But only angry white guys with IQ's in the mid-80's can perceiveit!)
The government is afraid of smart people. (Explains why they leave theconspiracy guys alone.)
Cell phones cause brain tumors. "It's like proven."
TheNRA are gun grabbers. (This shows you just how far to the right Alex is..)
There aregovernment-run white slavery rings. (Alex didn't have time to say what government. Hesaid there were lots of stories about this in the back of the newspaper. As usual, thestatement is completely unsourced.)
Hitler blew up the Reichstag. (Blew it up? Ithought he radio-controlled some planes into it. Or was it a missile...?)
Columbinewas a government op. (Rule 1 for conspiracy nuts: anything you don't like is agovernment op. No proof required.)
Wal-Mart is a Defense Department front. (No proofrequired.)
Bill Clinton is a CIA agent. (Better you should ask, who's NOT a CIA agentin Alex's comic-book fantasy.)
Illegal aliens get to go to the front in emergencyrooms. (They should--for keeping our economy afloat year after year.)
They putmercury in your vaccines to brain-damage your children. (Hence the 9/11 TruthMovement.)
The Aztecs would take hallucinogenic enemas and cut their penises off. (Ah, the Sixties!)
Alex Jones has correctly predicted everything that has happened inthe last 10 years. (Can you spell M-E-G-A-L-O-M-A-N-I-A? I thought youcould...)
FEMA has a giant private army. (They just can't find it.)
Everyone istalking about world government. (No they're not. As used by normal people, the phrase"new world order" simply means a change in the world order. It has no implication ofworld government. Conspiracy nuts are stupid--what can I say?)
Vaccines havebrain-damaged millions of babies. (Based on a misreading of CDC documents. Alex Jonesmisreads everything in order to keep his fantasies flying.)
You can't succeed inacademe unless you agree that 80% of the population has to be killed off. (That's allthose stuck-up academics talk about.)
Black helicopters are real. (You create your ownreality, dig.)
Illegal immigrants get free tuition and discounts on their Twinkies. They always go to the front of the line in emergency rooms. (It's part of thetakeover.)
There's a worldwide takeover going on, perceptible only to dumb whiteguys...
...but everyone is waking up. (Conspiracy nuts always say "everyone is wakingup." It's part of their delusional system--like their imagined ability to predict thefuture.)
The ruling elite of the world worship Moloch. (The evidence for this is ablurry video of the show at Bohemian Grove. Alex thinks the Bohemian Grove show isreal.)
The secret rulers of the world can live forever. (No one knows where thiscomes from or why Alex believes it. I think it came from a dream Alex had. As far as Iknow, the rulers of the world continue to die normally.)
The elite have openlyannounced that they want to kill 80% of us. (But, oddly, in all the world only AlexJones noticed these startling admissions!)
Dick Cheney writes papers saying terrorismisn't real. (Alex wouldn't say what papers. Though he talks incessantly aboutdocumentation, Alex Jones almost never says where he gets his information, much less whyit's dependable.)
The U.S. Government went around Italy blowing up school busses fullof children...& admitted it. (Twirling their moustaches & going "Nya-ha-ha-ha!" Alexhears a lot of admissions no one else can hear.)
The left-right political spectrum isbogus (This is the dominant paradigm of stupid people today! They never offer a shred ofproof. It's just too self-evident to prove, when you're as smart as theseguys.)
There are little wires in dollar bills that keep track of what you buy. (Somehow.)
Vicente Fox can morph into a green devil. (Alex says he saw him do it. Honest. This vision occurred when Fox visited Texas, c. 2003-4, & Alex bullhornedhim.)
The Communist Chinese Army has taken over the Massachusetts Port Authority. (Maybe it's some kind of brain seizure with Alex.)
Noam Chomsky is a mongoloid idiot. Also an agent.
There are Illuminati symbols on Starbucks coffee cups. (The Illuminatileave clues visible only to angry white guys with IQ's in the mid-80's.)
Exits ontollroads are 50 miles apart. (It's a takeover opnly Alex Jones could see! Who wouldathought?)
Jacques Cousteau wanted to kill 80% of us. (Jacques, too? I wonder why hedidn't live forever?)
Margaret Sanger gave & received awards from Hitler. (When theNazis weren't burning her books.)
There are live AIDS viruses in the corn. (This meansno sex with the corn.)
91% of Americans are Nazis. (Alex says anyone who favors guncontrol is a Nazi; 91% of Americans favor mandatory handgun registration; that's a lottaNazis, Alex.)
The United Nations goes around Africa, sterilizing women at random(twirling their moustaches & going "Nya-ha-ha-haa!")
The Founding Fathers werebasically stupid (they were Masons––but they didn't know about the secret conspiracy soobvious to Alex & his friends)
Masons can commit murder. They make a secret sign tothe judges and are immediately set free. This has been solidly confirmed.
Allthroughout history, governments have always been Evil. (Bet you didn't know that. Likemost of the Patriots, Alex is an anti-government bigot. He frequently poses as ahistorian, but no real historian subscribes to Alex Jones's bad comic book.)
Poweroutages are government plots.
Illegal immigration is a government plot.
Thecounterculture is a government plot.
Vaccines are a you-know-what.
Thumbscanning isa government plot.
Environmentalism is a government plot.
The National SeatbeltInitiative is a bloody government plot.
Feminism is a government plot.
Tollroadsare a gummint plot.
This web page is a government plot.
Your mother is a governmentplot.
The goddam drug culture is a government plot. (Alex Buzzkill Jones.)
Cellphones are a government plot.
Wal Mart is a government plot. (A Defense Departmentfront. It's all out there in the open...but only Alex Jones can see it. Farout.)
Sports are a government plot...somehow.
Antidepressants are a governmentplot. (Better you should say "What's NOT a government plot?")
All domestic terrorattacks are government plots. (Pulled off by the most incompetent administration inhistory, fooling everyone in the world except angry white guys with IQ's in themid-80's.)
The bad guys plant clues in TV shows and tell you what they're going to doon TV. (Though only one man in the world can perceive these clues. Think of the burdenthis puts on Alex.)
The government brings in all the drugs. (All of them! Only AlexJones knows this. No documentation. No nothing. Just another bad dream Alex mistookfor news.)
Arnold Schwartzeneggar is a known Nazi. (Only Alex knows this. Someonealert the Kennedys.)
Arnold Schwartzeneggar is part of an Austrian plot to take overAmerica. (Alex really has it in for Arnie. He has a web page devoted entirely to adhominem attacks against the ex-terminator.)
Skull & Bones is part of an English plotto take over America.
The United Nations is part of a (very slow) plot to take overAmerica.